Riddles for kids

 Posted on September 27, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  

Collected Riddles: People Buy me to eat but they never eat me, what am I? Plate If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it? Secret What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter? Envelope What has a neck but no head? Bottle Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Batteries died Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? [Read More]

German jokes, puns etc

 Posted on August 24, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  

Collected jokes: German: “The situation is serious, but not hopeless.” Austrian: “The situation is hopeless, but not serious.” German version: Deutscher und Österreicher auf einem sinkenden Boot, mitten im Ozean… Deutscher: Die Situation ist ernst, aber nicht aussichtslos. Österreicher: Die Situation ist aussichtslos, aber nicht ernst. 2 Germans in a bar in London: -2 Martinis, please. -Dry? -NEIN! ZWEI! A german guy was peeing on a wall in public. [Read More]